Useful idiot prance in tuxedo
Credo oblivious are not all
Concentric circles dizzy fall
Crawling halls of wallless malls

Useful idiot golfs in the desert
Pop collar gut sprinklers make green
Kick ball to make par on eighteen
On to clubhouse bar soda and cream

Useful idiot strives in the game
Priority fame keeping lame out of frame
Siren call beyond double window pane
Brushing aside extended hands

Useful idiot on a soap box
Repeating always the party line
Outsourced thoughts by prompt
Lackey laundering ongoing crime

Useful idiot washing history
Telling tales of lopsided victory
Moral hills where men planted flags
Sacked heathen temples erecting the cross

Useful idiot undermines faith
Selling indulgence as one and true gospel
Waving the good book and burning others
Devaluing moral currency

Useful idiot lost in fantasy
Cranky character machinations
Selecting heroes from a lineup
Purchase the whole boxed set

Useful idiot collecting dust
Hordes of lords boot lick encrust
Habitual renewal refusal
Generational degeneration

Useful idiot doing a jig
Life a futile party for a fattened pig
Sleep sound thinking times are well
Legacy wallow in waking hell

Useful idiot builds upon estuary
Watching waves lap unto town
Only one ocean yoked to the moon
Better plan retreat inland soon