If you saw a floater
You would jump out
But diarrhea disperses in water
The subtle flow of poop
Wafts of a stench as never before
Inhospitable crap
Uninhabitable dung
Refuse for generations to filter out
Subterfuge confronted with evidence of shit
Squirts of unflushable shit stealthily unleashed beneath the surface with reckless abandon
Cloud of defecation in a crowd
Dump in the pool